Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!

Fears over climate as Arctic ice melts at record level

· Coverage is 20% below average for time of year
· Destructive cycle could affect Earth’s weather

How on God’s green earth does ANYBODY buy into this global warming crap? The same people that sit here and tell me how glaciers swept down as far as Chicago to form the Great Lakes in the Ice Age, are now telling me that I am causing global frickin’ warming.

Well then who the hell do we blame the Ice Age on? The mastodons? Yep, that’s it. If the mastodons hadn’t been crapping all over the place, we never would have had the ice age. The sheer volume of feces was enough to throw off the ever so delicate climatic balance and send half the northern hemisphere spiraling into arctic oblivion.

Yeah, freakin, right.

During most of the last 1 billion years the globe had no permanent ice. However, sometimes large areas of the globe were covered with vast ice sheets. These times are known as ice ages.

– Illinois State Museum

OH. MY. GOD. You’re telling me that our current climate is tending more towards a climate that has been the average earth climate of the last billion years!? SAVE ME NOW!

Thank god we’re so smart we invented satellites to see all this. Now we can accurately catolog the last 50 years of polar activity and stack that up against the past billion years and draw solid conclusions as to the mechanisim behind climatic shifts. Afterall, 0.00005% percent of the data is all you need prove that my SUV is killing polar bears 5,000 miles away.

| September 28th, 2005 | Posted in Nut jobs |

2 Responses to “Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!”

  1. Jamie Says:

    And just think…. These people get paid more than you and I combined, to sit around and think this crap up!

  2. biebs Says:

    well you know in my geology class i had to take …according to our professor and our book that the polar ice caps increase and decrease in cycles and we just happen to be in a cycle where they are decreasing

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