B.G. Willers

Fuggin’ Terrorists!

Look what they’ve done to our precious Lady Liberty!  Everything she stands for!  Freedom!  The pursuit of happiness!  Construction with cheap materials!  EVERYTHING America is founded upon!

Okay actually it was just Andrea knocking the miniature statue off the shelf.  I always knew she was a crusader of evil.  But I sure thought that the Statue of Liberty could survive a three foot fall.  I guess that’s what we get for constructing her out of plastic.  And here I thought it was copper, or at least pewter.