This story reports that researchers have found a pill that has the same effects of exercising…without having to do any pesky exercise!
Apparently after just taking a little dose, mice were able to run 44 percent longer on a treadmill than before taking the pill. Never having to work out one bit. And there’s some other pill that with a little exercise, they did 75% better.
Shoot! This might just be the thing I need to hold me over until they get those bionic implants all figured out!
August 5th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Hey can you just take your old job back?!? Please??? That’d be great.
August 6th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Make Robert less of a douchebag…and it’s a deal!